Strand's Birthday: December 26
the day after Christmas,
stockings were left by the chimney..Who cares!
And Doris was looking for just one more gift.
her birthday, you all; this good wife and good mother;
we'll have to wait 'till we see it's on sale.
birthday's quite giftless; it's really a shame.
Can we change her birthday to sometime in fall?
Merry Chr/////- er BIRTHDAY! DORIS.